Starlin Castro Says Viva La Rookie Revolucion!

May 8, 2010

Since a hellacious birthday bender that started at Yankee Stadium on Saturday, I’ve been busy dealing with a lot of non-baseball related activities in the past few days, leaving me with precious little time to deliver my baseball gospel lately.

*Shakes fist at Obama, Freemasons, The Federal Reserve and the Dominican guys who start working at the lumber yard across the street from my apartment by hollering like lunatics at 6AM*

Never fear my fair fantasy-minded sphere-itans, so long as I have three fingers, I’ll continue with this site in whatever capacity I can.

Some of the stranger things going on in the baseball-o-sphere…

Newly called up Cubs rookie SS, Starlin Castro premieres with a bang! How’s 2-6 with a HR, Triple and six RBI (an MLB record for a debut game)!? His homer made him the third youngest player to ever hit one out in his debut. Meaningless, but cool regardless. A preseason Fangraphs piece by Bryan Smith drew an interesting comparison between the 20 year old Cuban SS and former Cardinal and Padre SS, Gary Templeton.

Recently released Eric Byrnes resurfaces to play beer league Softball. Gotta admire the guy’s sense of humor and ability to make lemonade out of lemons. Of course that’s not too hard when you’re still being paid $11 million. So he gets to drink for free too?

Speaking of drinking RoJo Johnson, AKA Will Farrell involved in some minor league zaniness in Nashville. Nice how he brings his own six pack. Gotta love the Ryan-esque headlock beatdown at the end of his appearance!

What a shock! Milton Bradley bugged the fuck out and was placed on the “you’re too crazy to play baseball list,” by The M’s. Intriguing potential power/speed outfielder, Michael Saunders got the call to replace “Mr. Sensitive” – which awesomely enough, a good buddy of mine just got tattooed on his chest.

47 year old Jamie Moyer became the oldest pitcher to ever throw a complete game shutout tonight, as The Phils blanked The Bravos 7-0. The 2-hit gem made Moyer the first pitcher to throw shutouts in four different decades.

Ike Davis rocked Flushing tonight with 2 dingers off of Dirty Sanchez (who had not allowed a HR yet this season) and made an insane catch in the 9th inning. Similar to a catch he made a few weeks ago, I’m starting to think that Ike is part feline, by the way he has a habit of landing on his feet.

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Ryan Howard Says, “I’m Rich Bee-yotch!”

April 29, 2010

Interesting happenings from around baseball blogdom…

  • Nice week for those Metropolitans, completing their first 9-1 home stand since 1988, with a sweep of the frostbitten Trolley Dodgers. We like Ike a lot. We like good pitching even more and that’s what the Mets have been showing in the early going. With a weekend match up with the fightin’ Philistines looming, win or lose we can rejoice in knowing that Philly has just dished out the worst contract in baseball. Ryan Howard just bagged $125 million for a five year extension, that won’t kick in until he’s 32. The consensus says that the Phils are phucked and you can add my voice to the choir. The Philly ownership should look forward to paying a good portion of that money to a player that resembles David Ortiz. Unfortunately they won’t have a DH slot to hide his defense. Let the good times roll…
  • Who’s rolling the most grounders in the game right now? Not Derek Lowe, Tim Hudson or Joel Pinero. The man’s name is Jaime. Dave Cameron of Fangraphs, on why Jamie Garcia may end the season with National League Rookie Of The Year honors.
  • The Rotoprofessor lists some of the high strikeout guys that you might find lurking on waivers. Figuring out which high K hurler to roster often feels like figuring out The Mystery Of Chess Boxing. Proceed with caution and protect your neck son!
  • Chris Tillman put his new cut-fastball to work while tossing a AAA no-hitter last night and Marc Hulet at Fangraphs breaks him down. Derailed by a slow spring, the once top prospect is making a claim for a job in the Baltimore rotation. Sounds good until he leaves a game with a 2-0 lead in the seventh.

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